Huge Inheritance Found...I'm RICH!

So Wednesday night I am sitting in church minding my own business when all of a sudden I get a call, out of the blue, unexpectedly, wham!  I have an inheritance locked away, imperishable, everlasting, priceless.  Wow!  How could this happen?  Why me?  Is it true?  I don't have to worry anymore, all my worries have faded.  What a feeling!  My hope and confidence in this inheritance is creating such a overwhelming joy that it is almost like there is a bright light emanating out of me...a light shining out into a hopeless world of people who have not received their inheritance.  No matter what happens to me at my job, at home, at play, good times, during the worst of times and the darkest days this hope, confidence and light will overcome all of that and still shine through.  It is locked away, you can't tax it, I have it, it is mine...period.
I am not only an Ayres, which is cool, but also an heir.  My inheritance is eternal but I am reaping the benefits of it here and now.  I have things like power, forgiveness, love, joy, peace, grace, guidance, security....the list goes on and on. I am blessed and I will allow those blessings to overflow and bless those around me.  And you know what?  I am giving it away!!  Anyone want it?